Hi, I love Your Facial Hair… And Other Chat Up Lines

Smooch.com users were asked to share their best chat up lines recently, and boy did they deliver!

We’ve chosen 40 of our favourites… Well, we say ‘favourites’, but some of these are sure to make you smile/gasp/grown!

Brace yourselves for number 40, this one comes with a health warning! Let us know if you try any of these out this weekend!


1. Come with me if you want to live!


2. Aay up missus, how’s your belly for spots?


3. Can you help me find a fat penguin? I need something to break the ice


4. Cut to the chase, no time to waste, get back to my place


5. Do you believe in love at first sight or shall I walk past again?


6. Do you like fruit? Good, how about a date?


7. Do you sleep on your stomach? If not, can I?


8. Hello, is it me your looking for?


9. God must be working overtime with the angels


10. Hi, I love your facial hair


11. Hold on to your hat, this is gonna be one hell of a ride


12. How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice


13. I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?


14. I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Can you try calling it for me?


15. I’d love to be a part of your life. Message me to find out which part


16. I’m wearing Revlon Colorstay Lipstick. Want to help me test the claim that it won’t kiss off?


17. If Carling did profiles… am loving yours!


18. If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?


19. I’m Fred Flintstone, and would love to make your bedrock


20. Is that a mirror in your pocket… I can see myself in your pants


21. Is your name Google? As you’re everything I’m looking for


22. I’ve lost my phone number, can I have yours?


23. Keep it quiet, but… I’m completely naked under these clothes


24. Make mine a double KFC


25. My feet are getting cold… because you’ve knocked my socks off


26. My friends over there bet that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the fittest person in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?


27. My mother would like you


28. There would be no more wars if all women were like you. Us guys would be too loved up to do that


29. They say dating is a numbers game… so can I get your number?


30. Were your parents thieves? Did they steal the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes?


31. You remind me of an arsonist because once we really get to know each other we are gonna get on like a house on fire


32. You should be in prison cos it’s illegal to look that good


33.  You taking me for dinner then?


34. You remind me of my gran…


35. You’re as hot as the bottom of my laptop


36. You’ve had the rest, now try the best


37. You’re as hot as the bottom of my laptop


38. You’re lovely, lets chat and make the distance between us closer


39. Your legs must be sore, as you’ve been running through my mind all night


40. How do you like your eggs? Fried or fertilised

Wow. Just wow.

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